I Guess They're Right: Porn Really Is Ruining Sex For The Average Couple
Okay, I thought long and hard about posting this (like, a good five minutes), and I've decided to break my no-porn rule once. Once.
But over here, in this dumping-ground blog about which I have nothing to do.
The link I'm about to provide is safe for work, but what it links is definitely NOT SAFE FOR WORK AT ALL. The links will take you to real hardcore porn of chicks having sex with dinosaurs. I repeat: it's genuine hardcore. True, it's hardcore with a big fake green Horny the Dinosaur phallus, but still, actual porn.
Just stupid porn.
Is it funny? I don't know if it's funny enough to justify breaking my rule. It's vaguely funny in that very stupid porn-humor way. It's kind of funny to see a chick giving head to a trio of pteradactyls, but... I don't know.
Warned enough? You probably shouldn't click on this.
I'm really having trouble motivating myself to link this.
Anyway: This link? Just takes you to a page of links. Some are funny, and not unduly unsafe for work. Others are in a questionable area. Like a link to a pamphlet containing translations of black slang to Japanese. Including "Once you go black, you never go back." Not sure why a Japanese man would want to advertise the sexual dynamism of blacks, but I long ago gave up trying to understand Japanese sex-culture.
The first post is the one with the links to the Dinosaur Porn. First link, last link. Somewhere in the middle there's a picture of dinosaurs having unlikely four-way sex too. But it's the first and last link that bring you to the hot dinosaur-on-woman action.
You've been warned. Don't blame me.
Also Weird: Something Awful reviews "Porn of the Dead," which mixes a low-budget zombie movie with a low-budget porn movie and fails to achieve the production values of either.
But over here, in this dumping-ground blog about which I have nothing to do.
The link I'm about to provide is safe for work, but what it links is definitely NOT SAFE FOR WORK AT ALL. The links will take you to real hardcore porn of chicks having sex with dinosaurs. I repeat: it's genuine hardcore. True, it's hardcore with a big fake green Horny the Dinosaur phallus, but still, actual porn.
Just stupid porn.
Is it funny? I don't know if it's funny enough to justify breaking my rule. It's vaguely funny in that very stupid porn-humor way. It's kind of funny to see a chick giving head to a trio of pteradactyls, but... I don't know.
Warned enough? You probably shouldn't click on this.
I'm really having trouble motivating myself to link this.
Anyway: This link? Just takes you to a page of links. Some are funny, and not unduly unsafe for work. Others are in a questionable area. Like a link to a pamphlet containing translations of black slang to Japanese. Including "Once you go black, you never go back." Not sure why a Japanese man would want to advertise the sexual dynamism of blacks, but I long ago gave up trying to understand Japanese sex-culture.
The first post is the one with the links to the Dinosaur Porn. First link, last link. Somewhere in the middle there's a picture of dinosaurs having unlikely four-way sex too. But it's the first and last link that bring you to the hot dinosaur-on-woman action.
You've been warned. Don't blame me.
Also Weird: Something Awful reviews "Porn of the Dead," which mixes a low-budget zombie movie with a low-budget porn movie and fails to achieve the production values of either.
posted at 1:09 PM
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"Not sure why a Japanese man would want to advertise the sexual dynamism of blacks, but I long ago gave up trying to understand Japanese sex-culture."
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